this is the single best post on tumblr
I want all the animals
is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?
Ninety-seven percent of the time I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. It's more fun that way.
Can anyone tell what Malcolm is yelling at Julius at the end of episode 3x07? I keep listening to it with the volume turned up and the subtitles on but all it says is “(Malcolm yelling)”.
Best I can tell is it’s something like, “I expected something from you, but that was a fucking mistake.”
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.
ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!
My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!
i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -0009 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)
"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."
brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation
"On any given day, the average American teenager spends more than 7.5 hours online and uses his or her cellphone 60 times. While these numbers strike fear in the hearts of parents and crotchety novelists lamenting the loss of a more meaningful existence, there are some real benefits to a technology-saturated life: Young people spend far more time consuming new information, honing verbal concision, and interacting with a diverse audience than they have at any point in history."
Does social media make us smarter? | The Week (via unionmetrics)
PUT THAT IN MARC BAUERLEIN’S PIPE AND SMOKE IT (via hawkw) bitter-notbetter damnit faith I find this after my speech (via elves-and-dragons)
I haven’t given mine yet AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA